Turquoise jewelry: I will never believe this is out of style. And I'm sure in some quadrants of New Mexico, it isn't.
California: In 4 days. For 5 days.
Genre: I highly doubt I'm ever going to love anything with elves or trolls in it. Sorry.
Toenail polish: light pink.
Sarah Vowell: absolutely not the "female David Sedaris."
Commercials advocating light sweaters: Are you kidding? It just started reaching the upper 90s.
Haircut: a modified "Posh."
Investing and retirement: I hope to marry rich.
Ghosts: yes.
Aliens: no.
Homeownership: the bathtub drain and an electrical socket just broke.
Precious: maybe just a smidge...
Wall paint: Lyndhurst Gallery Beige, if I ever get around to it.
Pirates: Once, on the little dock out over the Mississippi in New Orleans near Cafe du Monde, I overheard a tourist kid ask his dad if the goth kids nearby were pirates.
Project Runway: Where the hell is it? And where the hell is my chiffon?
Poetry: heroic couplets.
Name your imaginary child: Huck (and I don't care what it rhymes with).
Summer song: "Night Swimming" by REM: bring it back!
Dungeons & Dragons: I have a sneaking suspicion a lot more people are still playing this than let on.
What you wanted to be when you grew up: a stand-up comedian (ahem); astronaut; teacher; copyeditor for standardized tests (jackpot!)
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There's a professional poker player named Huck Seed. Maybe he could be your hypothetical child's role model.
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